Yo gimme the scoop on Lance tell me everything you know he's so hot (this is totally not Lance btw)
Anonymous

"Are you seriously typing this with one hand and takin’ selfies with the other? Oh, Lancey…"

what is tendril spelled backwards
Anonymous

"My dick is a potato and I am sad."

Do you keep the mask on when you do the frickle-frackling?
Anonymous

"Never comes off, even when I am. But let’s talk not of what items stay on during ~the frickle-frackle~. After all, I’m just like a present waitin’ to be unwrapped - every other part of my delectable body can be available for your viewin’.”

shiver me tender with your psychic tendril ;)
Anonymous

"Come out from hiding and maybe you’ll get lucky~. But….I wouldn’t really call it a ‘tendril’ it’s more like….mmm…let’s see…" 

i want 2 see ur potato
Anonymous

"…yep. That’s it."

~ TMI Tuesday ~

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Weekend Warrior || OPEN

A wise man once said, “Sometimes you must put down one set of balls before picking up another.” No one really knows what man said that, or what it even means, but if you tried really, really hard you could probably apply it to the situation at hand. For on this particular, hazy Friday night a certain violet-headed young man sat on the side of his bed, locking up several Pokeballs into an old wooden box before he went away for the weekend. He smiled and gave the box a pat. Each of the balls he’d placed inside had been of the luxury variety, so as to keep the Pokemon within happy while their trainer was out in the world away from the Indigo Plateau. After zipping up his boots, the psychic was ready to venture off. He pulled his bag over his shoulder, placed the Pokeballs of his two xatu into his coat pocket, and ran out of his room, jumping onto the handrail of the stairs within the plateau mansion and sliding down. Without offering any words or explanations apart from “See ya!”, Will was out the door in moments, releasing one of his Pokemon, Sot, into the air and having him teleport the elite to his hometown.

The dark that had so settled upon the Plateau was soon replaced by lights so bright that the brilliant array of constellations above Johto could no longer be seen. The air was much denser, and everywhere around existed the hustle and bustle of the city on a Friday night.

Will shut his eyes for a moment to let his senses delight in what lay around him - the sounds of car horns and people yelling out to pedestrians, the smell of franks being grilled nearby, the salty taste of water thrashing against the coast. He smiled. His memories of growing up in Goldenrod always came rushing back whenever he visited the city. The majority of them weren’t heartwarming or even good, but still….there was a part of Goldenrod that was ingrained in him, and standing upon its streets always made him feel bittersweet.

After relishing in the moment for entirely too long, Will was brought back to earth by the crowd moving around him, and by blocking the paths of many individuals, he was thrown a variety of expletives. He casually sent out retorts to everyone who was exclaiming they “were walkin’ here!” or telling him to “go f- yourself!”, rolling his eyes in the process. Not that anyone could see that motion of irritation, but still. Engaging in it made him feel the slightest bit better. Taking a deep breath, the boy began moving again, onward and in the direction of Goldenrod’s ever-thriving nightlife district. It wasn’t long before the flashing neon displays and signs of liquor became present, and Will grew excited about the evening. Tonight, he wasn’t out for a planned meet-up with anyone, but rather, to have some fun and possibly get into trouble. And perhaps the  beginning of his trouble came when a pair of tipsy friends skipped past him, their short skirts fluttering up against the light breeze in the night. Raising an eyebrow, Will looked back without a care, letting a smirk grace his face before he felt himself collide with something hard. Falling backwards onto the ground, the psychic rubbed his head and frowned, looking to see what had caused him such pain and loss. He cocked his head at what he’d run into - another person, and sighed. 

“Oh geez, I’m sorry - I was just a bit distracted, y’see?”

(( Hello, everyone. I’m stoked to see some familiar faces and also some ppl I’ve not met! I will probably make a starter on Will or Eusine tonight but if you’d like a “real” thread then message me. :3 ))

gillpower:

Idk my Williversary was yesterday and my HC Will’s Bday is coming up so I drew something silly. Like he would totally prance around the League in this on his bday I mean come on. 

gillpower:

Idk my Williversary was yesterday and my HC Will’s Bday is coming up so I drew something silly. Like he would totally prance around the League in this on his bday I mean come on.