gillpower:

Idk my Williversary was yesterday and my HC Will’s Bday is coming up so I drew something silly. Like he would totally prance around the League in this on his bday I mean come on. 

gillpower:

Idk my Williversary was yesterday and my HC Will’s Bday is coming up so I drew something silly. Like he would totally prance around the League in this on his bday I mean come on. 

theryanada:

Neither can I

theryanada:

Neither can I

(( Today is my one-year anniversary of RPing Will!! 

It is an important and happy day :D ))

Fragments of Time {Backstory} || Will & Karen

lacedinshadow:

Will’s words went straight over Karen’s head. She’d been the butt of better insults from more important people, she couldn’t give a rattata’s ass what some guy in a mask thought of her.

What she was more focused on, however, was just how suspicious the drop-off had seemed.

"Well. That was weird."

Yeah,” Karen agreed matter-of-factly, “It was.” She pressed the palm of her hand against the door, staring at the handle. “If we were just dropping this thing off at the Game Corner, why weren’t we allowed to walk in? It’s not like our cover is in danger…” Her hand remained on the door while her head turned, her eyes scanning their surroundings. “Something is wrong,” she muttered, looking for any sign of moment, but she found nothing.

I’m probably just being paranoid, she thought, if anyone was here, Will’d be able to sense them…right? She briefly glanced at the violette, but the moment she averted her gaze, she saw a flash of movement.

"There!" 

The man who’d taken the package was making his way up the fire escape as quickly as he could. Karen ran after him, momentarily bemoaning the fact that she was not more appropriately dressed for the occasion.

Although, the heels she could deal with, but the lack of underwear would be… well. She sighed. He can look, I guess. He might have to in a second, but he can’t touch or I’ll cut his goddamn hands off I swear to god.

Once she reached the fire escape ladder, the bottom of which was suspended at about chest height, she leapt and pulled herself up the bars until her feet could catch the rungs, after which she climbed up and reached the platform. 

Thank goodness I’ve started to work out, at least, she thought as she knotted her hair into a bun before lowering the ladder for her partner. 

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"I don’t know how," she said as he climbed, "But someone pulled the wool over our eyes, and we’re fucked if we don’t get that package back." 

She hardly waited for Will to stand up before she ran up the escape. She stopped abruptly at one window when she noticed movement, and peeked inside.

"The guy had mismatched eyes and eyebrows two miles thick," she murmured as Will neared. "Hopefully we’ll be able to find him somewhere in here."

The gears began to turn in the psychic’s mind, and each of Karen’s words became punctuated by a increasingly prominent feeling of dread within his stomach. He’d been so stupid to hand over the package to such a strange man without a second glance, and his mind was flying straight into the future to the possible outcomes of this mishap - there would be, without a doubt, a serious punishment for a mistake like this. But…there had to be a limit on what the executives and admins could do, right? It wasn’t like there would be some sort of death sentence for he and his partner. A nervous laugh issued from Will’s lips as his thoughts began to wander to darker places. But without warning, he was soon promptly interrupted.

"There!" 

Will was immediately brought back to his senses as he watched Karen spring into action, his eyes soon locating her motivation for her quick movement. The boy gasped at the sight and began to run after his fellow grunt, grabbing hold of the ladder she released as soon as it had hit the ground with a CLANG. As Karen continued up the escape, Will could hear her heels banging against the metal, and glanced up with the innocent intention of making sure she wasn’t going to have a major spill in such footwear. He was, however, met with something that brought much less innocent thoughts to mind.

Holy fucking arceus on a stick.

It was as though the heavens had opened up and their bright light was shining down upon him. All of the shit he’d gone through in the past day, nay, in the entirety of his life had been completely erased. The only thing that mattered any more was this moment - this moment of pure, shimmering, panty-less glory. It was the most beautiful sight the young man had ever had the privilege of gazing upon, and a view that would be forever etched into his memory.

But enough of that.

Out of breath and with a slightly bloody nose, Will continued after Karen, and finally came to a slow when he noticed her pausing by a window. 

"The guy had mismatched eyes and eyebrows two miles thick. Hopefully we’ll be able to find him somewhere in here."

His own eyebrows raised in response. So this was how it had to be - they’d have to go in, of course. They’d have to risk they’re lives getting the package they’d already spent so much time and energy obtaining….and it wasn’t even this that was worrying. What was worse was the thought that not going after the package could also mean their lives. Perhaps the punishment from their higher-ups would be worse than whatever disaster was soon to go down in this random room high above the city. 

Will closed his eyes and exhaled nervously.

"Yeah," he gulped, "yeah…should be easy."

(Source: d-esper-ado)

gillpower:

Hilarious.

gillpower:

Hilarious.

do u know the muffin man
Anonymous

"Okay. Let’s get a few things straight here. First of all, we do not discuss my relations with any hypothetical ‘muffin man’. Secondly, we won’t go into any kinda detail about what activities were possibly engaged in with this ‘muffin man’. WE AREN’T TALKING ABOUT TH’ ‘MUFFIN MAN’, ALRIGHT?”

"………"

"I’ve already said too much…"

Who do you know that you have the hots for (this means /everybody/ you wanna do the frickle with not just one person)
Anonymous

lacedinshadow:

"Everyone."

"…Except Archer."

Perhaps we can have a little dinner, a glass of wine and a conversation... Talk about how I see my future in your eyes...?
Anonymous

"Can’t see much of a future when your eyes are covered by those thick shades~"

"But….sure, why not? What do I get in return?"

gillpower:

Haha. Hahahaha. Ha. 
> :(

gillpower:

Haha. Hahahaha. Ha. 

> :(

pkmn-addicted:

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pkmn-addicted:

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